spangefucker:

it was his hat mr. krabs

spangefucker:

it was his hat mr. krabs

(via solemnxrequiem)

sonicowls:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

how does that bitch not catch on fire?

Satan isn’t flammable

(Source: kisedbyfire, via asyouleaninforyourlastkiss)

paulsrockinpagoda:

I didn’t think that heterophobia was real but it turns out this says otherwise

(via juicey-criss)

capsicleandmetalman:

sideshowasylum:

haythamkenwayscreed:

lollipocalypse:

loki-cat:

lets all stop fighting and just hand over the presidency to robert downey jr

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He can’t be president

Convicted Felon

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lets just ignore that rule for his term. 

(Source: moriarty, via whispersinthedarkstealakiss)

becca-morley:

the tractor angel

(via iwilldiefangirling)

gordonramsaysbutt:

April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine

(via iwilldiefangirling)

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts, via iwilldiefangirling)

bvids:

Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.

bvids:

Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.

(via tumblristhenewblack)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

"I’m an art student", I whisper to myself as I photoshop emojis on to classics instead of doing coursework

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

"I’m an art student", I whisper to myself as I photoshop emojis on to classics instead of doing coursework

How the show should have ended.

(Source: drumsofdeath, via iwilldiefangirling)

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

You don’t need to buy me expensive things or take me out to dinner every night or even every weekend. I don’t need the world or want the world. I want the little things. If you push my hair out of face or rub my back. Or if you randomly kiss my cheek. Or text me randomly saying you miss me. Or if you make a tweet about me or post a picture of us. Then that’s all I care about. I want the little things. I care way more about that, than anything else.

(Source: vernist, via carrymehome-ingoodhealth)

(Source: kmdos, via sons-of-mumford)

somethinggoodthiswaycomes:

itskhajayall:

YESSSSS❤️❤️❤️!! they totally deserved it!

yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

somethinggoodthiswaycomes:

itskhajayall:

YESSSSS❤️❤️❤️!! they totally deserved it!

yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: highgreens, via ezr-ugh-koenig)