May 2013
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nsome:
opulate:
how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”
sounds more sincere.
nightmareeps:
WHO WAS THE IDIOT WHO PASSED UP THE CHANCE TO CALL ASTRONOMERS “SKYENTISTS”
“I’m not saying that at some point love isn’t staying up until 2am phone calls or...”
– Unknown (via fleeingsouls)
I’ve reblogged this before, but it is quite possibly the most beautiful thing I have ever read. (via thegame-is-on)
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
teashoesandhair:
utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:
tommarvolohiddles:
mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
terezi-owns2:
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
tardisheart:
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
pattinsin:
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
fortheloveofcamelotandgallifrey:
the-yolocaust:
ive never watched doctor who but im pretty sure this is what its about
this is exactly what it’s about
pontmercyanide:
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
shit-wentz:
if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me
and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
jpgay:
wow attractive people must have so much fun on tumblr
buckycaps:
[corners you in a dark alley] yo i heard you were talking shit about gale hawthorne
sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
deucebowl:
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
mntrose:
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
sluttyoliveoil:
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
Watchsexualfavours:
i cannot believe this happened on UK tv
miss-grace:
Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring...
